my roommate moved in earlier this evening and she wasn’t here when i got back from work but she just came in a little drunk so our introductions went better than expected.

lumos5001:

youareyoubutwhoareyou:

itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY

for further reference see: Eragon

x

tagged → #omfg
"And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so goddam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. Fuck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself."

Unknown (via crystallized-teardrops)

this will always be my most favorite post on tumblr

(via thecolorofrain)

tagged → #quotes #queued

unamusedsloth:

If Daenerys went to Starbucks… [via]

tagged → #queued
mother-of-beasties:

xtoxictears:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV

oh my God that is the cutest snake ever.

mother-of-beasties:

xtoxictears:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV

oh my God that is the cutest snake ever.

tagged → #queued
shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

tagged → #twitter #queued
Anonymous asked: your blog is my life rn. i want to marry it and you.

Cool when’s the date lets do it

oldandnewfirm:

beckyybarnes:

Vin Diesel does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Happy 40th Birthday Misha Collins , August 20th

mrsdallogay:

mrsdallogay:

my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it

tagged → #truth
easylion:

thedinozzos:

power couple

easylion:

thedinozzos:

power couple

2broxy:

duchessdevereaux:

I CANT BREATHE HAHAH

Time to bring this puppy back.

tagged → #yes Jess yes #ncis #gg

acquaintedwithrask:

miss-freeman:

somuchawkwerd:

mimibon:

nge:

mimibon:

tree-whispering:

beep beep

What is that!

mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up

WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE  DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP

lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous

I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS 

the fact that people haven’t experienced fireflies/lightning bugs… it just makes me sad, they were such a part of my childhood in Ohio.  Also, ‘bug lanterns’ is maybe the cutest thing i’ve ever heard it my life.