"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

tagged → #queued

Here’s the anticipated internet friend tag video with duchessdevereaux! Let us know if you want us to film more together!

Questions;

1. When and how did you meet?

2. If you could go anywhere in the world together, where would you go?

3. What’s it like being best friends with someone who’s obsessed with tumblr/tv shows?

4. What are each others full names?

5. When is each others birthday?

6. One weird fact about the other. 

7. Describe each other in one word.

8. How long have you been following each other? 

9. When is the first time that you met?

10. Who’s your friends favourite celebrity?

i would like it noted that my screenwriting professor hates most half hour sitcoms on television but the only one he’s talked highly about or used as an example via clips in class is Parks and Rec.

he also said that “CBS needs to go away”.

i like this class.

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

Taylor Swift on Emma Watson’s UN speech and (last 2 gifs) on not “acting up” like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears (x)

tagged → #taylor swift #feminisim
mon-petit-pois:

NCIS seasons 11-12: a summary

mon-petit-pois:

NCIS seasons 11-12: a summary

tagged → #HAHAHAHAHAHA #ncis

lumos5001:

newtalby:

thomas brodie-sangster through the years 2002-2014

he holds the secrets to the fountain of youth i am certain of it

tonydenosso:

WHY DOES MCGEE GET A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP BUT TONY DOESNT?

WHY DOES GIBBS GET TO TALK ABOUT HIS DEAD WIFE 10283 TIMES BUT TONY MAGICALLY FORGETS ZIVA?

tagged → #preach it kel #ncis
tagged → #coffee
alyssinmymind:


'Cote de Pablo and Vik Sahay during the shoot for “NCIS.”'

Sahay filmed the role in early January and was impressed by the cast, which continues to draw record ratings in its 10th season. Nearly 23 million viewers watched Jan. 15, the show’s second highest rated episode."The cast is low-key, friendly and welcoming," Sahay said through his publicist. "Mark Harmon seems to make a real effort to make everyone feel equal and that really sets the tone on set."Harmon stars with Michael Weatherly, David McCallum, Pauley Perrette, Sean Murray, Rocky Carroll, Brian Dietzen and Cote de Pablo."Cote is not only beautiful and talented, but also hysterically funny," Sahay said. "She’s been an absolute joy to work with and so was the rest of the cast. That many seasons into the show, I wouldn’t have expected them to be this passionate and they are downright hilarious. Fantastic way to start 2013!"

alyssinmymind:

'Cote de Pablo and Vik Sahay during the shoot for “NCIS.”'

Sahay filmed the role in early January and was impressed by the cast, which continues to draw record ratings in its 10th season. Nearly 23 million viewers watched Jan. 15, the show’s second highest rated episode.

"The cast is low-key, friendly and welcoming," Sahay said through his publicist. "Mark Harmon seems to make a real effort to make everyone feel equal and that really sets the tone on set."

Harmon stars with Michael Weatherly, David McCallum, Pauley Perrette, Sean Murray, Rocky Carroll, Brian Dietzen and Cote de Pablo.

"Cote is not only beautiful and talented, but also hysterically funny," Sahay said. "She’s been an absolute joy to work with and so was the rest of the cast. That many seasons into the show, I wouldn’t have expected them to be this passionate and they are downright hilarious. Fantastic way to start 2013!"